The Playaz

Bäbel Thorgarten.
Age: 31.
Affiliations: Køpi; NeuBashi Skybridge; the Splice Girls.
Astrological Star Sign: Aquarius.
Birthstone: Celestine.
Flesh Grandfather: Karl Stormgarten.
Kingdom: Avian.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Pervert (Sadist) (Transcending).
Mentor: Brett Weir.
Moiety: Lemurian.
Totem: Stork.
Occupation: Telecommunications industry.
Nationality: Germany.
Superpowers: Skateboarding; Kung Fu; able to break glass with her voice. Fluent in the Universal Language.
Element: Air.


Ichiro Sato.
Age: 66.
Aliases: The Professor; Sensei.
Claim to fame: World's leading expert on the search for extraterrestrial intelligence.
Favorite Beverage: Green tea, Yamazaki whiskey.
Hobbies: Fly-fishing; detective novels; listening to jazz or blues.
Moiety: Atlantean.
Occupation: Astrophysicist.
Nationality: Japan.
Superpowers: Immortality.


Ishmael Mohammed Mahmoud.
Affiliations: Fatimid Islamic Renaissance (FIR); New Islam; the Electronic Caliphate.
Age: 27.
Aliases: Ishmael the Invincible, the Green Man, ShinMohammed.
Occupation: Sufi mystic.
Nationality: Palestinian (Gaza).
Life mission: To destroy the New World Order.

Mark Day.
Alias: Thr0back.
Kingdom: Neanderthal.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Psychotic (Autistic).
Occupation: Meat Process Worker; Petty Thief.
Totem: King Kong.


Brett Weir.
Age: 26.
Affiliations: Cybernesian.
Kingdom: Amphibian.
Aliases: Weary; the Lyrical Prankster; Tiimopia.
Star Sign: Pisces.
Superpowers: Stream Modulation.
Totem: Loki the Trickster.
Affiliations: Cybernesia. The Reconstituted Confederacy of Dixieland.
Favorite music: Nine Inch Nails; Surfer Punk; Icelandic rokk.
Obsession: The irresistible Cheung Li.


Cassius Croon.
Aliases: Marc Spoon, Frank Sloon, Trent Prune, Jose Garcia, the Tuner, the Swooner.
Age: 33.
Kingdom: Marsupial.
Totem: Kangaroo.
Soul Family: Cheung Li, .
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Neurotics (Obsessive).
Occupation: Secret Agent.
Moiety: Atlantean.
Nationality: America/United Kindgdom.
Superpowers: Polyglot. Martial Arts. Dreamwalker.
Favorite Haunts: Swinging London, California, France or Spain, the Orient and anywhere with a Tarantino vibe.
Fast Food: McDonalds.


Cheung Li.
Age: 28.
Aliases: Catriina.
Astrological Star Sign: Sagittarius.
Kingdom: Amphibian.
Occupation: Semiologist.
Favorite Music: K-Pop; J-Pop; C-Pop.
Most Legit Crush: Brett Wier.
Personal history: The daughter of China's richest man, interested in non-grammatical communication.


Gerald McCumbie.
Age: 43.
Affiliations: Deep State; Space Lord.
Occupation: Director at the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
Totem: Owl.

Julian Offer.
Age: 27.
Kingdom: Reptilian.

Occupation: Atmospheric scientist.
Nationality: Australian.

Lacanian Clinical Structure: Pervert (Masochist) (Transcending).


Magda Maria.
Affiliations: The Splice Girls.
Occupation: Actress.
Superpowers: Hiding in plain sight; telepathy.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Neurosis (Hysteric).
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Matt Egan.
Affiliations: Tha Elements of Noize...
Aliases: Meen E; the Meenster.
Occupation: Hip Hop Star.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Psychotic.


Paval Poznyak.
Age: 26.
Aliases: The Green Man.
Kingdom: Chlorophile.
Occupation: Activist, Reality TV Star.
Nationality: Ukraine.
Superpowers: Photosynthesis.
He later helps to establish the first private colony in Antarctica which eventually becomes the Selrin Utopia, the largest city on the continent, based on hydroponic agriculture.

Son Carriad.

(Read the prologue of the CASSIUS CROON IMPLOSION, )