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Bäbel Thorgarten.
Affiliations: Køpi; NeuBashi Skybridge; the Splice Girls; the Queendom of Quillf.
Age: 31.
Astrological Star Sign: Aquarius.
Birthstone: Celestine.
Direction: Up.
Element: Air.
Flesh Grandfather: Karl Stormgarten.
Kingdom: Avian.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Pervert (Sadist) (Transcending).
Mentor: Brett Weir.
Moiety: Lemurian.
Nationality: Germany.
Totem: Stork.
Occupation: Telecommunications industry.
Soul Family: Björk Guðmundsdóttir; Matt Egan; Joey the Wallaby.
Superpowers: Skateboarding; Kung Fu; Ability to break glass with her voice (Harmonic Resonance); Fluency in the Galactic Language.


Ichiro Sato.
Age: 66.
Aliases: The Professor; Sensei.
Disciples: Ral Millennia.
Favorite Beverage: Green tea, Yamazaki whiskey.
Hobbies: Fly-fishing; Detective novels; Golf; Listening to jazz or blues.
Moiety: Atlantean.
Occupation: Astrophysicist.
Nationality: Japan.
Superpowers: Immortality.



Ishmael Mohammed Mahmoud.
Affiliations: Fatimid Islamic Renaissance (FIR); New Islam; the Electronic Caliphate.
Age: 27.
Aliases: Ishmael the Invincible, the Green Man, ShinMohammed.
Occupation: Sufi mystic.
Nationality: Palestinian (Gaza).
Mentor: Paval Pozynak.
Superpowers: Impervious to gunshot wounds or explosions.
Life mission: To destroy the New World Order.


Mark Day.
Alias: Thr0back.
Kingdom: Neanderthal.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Psychotic (Autistic) (Transcending).
Occupation: Meat Process Worker; Petty Thief.
Totem: King Kong.


Brett Weir.
Affiliations: Cybernesian; the Reconstituted Confederacy of Dixieland.
Age: 26.
Aliases: Weary; the Lyrical Prankster; Tiimopia.
Astrological Star Sign: Pisces.
Direction: Across.
Element: Water.
Favorite music: Nine Inch Nails; Lemon Heads; Surfer Punk; Icelandic rokk.
Moiety: Atlantean.
Nationality: America.
Superpowers: Mimicry; Stream Modulation.
Totem: Loki the Trickster.
Obsession: The irresistible Cheung Li.


Cassius Croon.
Accessories: Magnifying Glass; Boomerang.
Aliases: Marc Spoon, Frank Sloon, Trent Prune, Jose Garcia, the Tuner, the Swooner.
Age: 33.
Direction: Under.
Element: Earth.
Favorite Number: 0.
Kingdom: Macropod.
Soul Family: Cheung Li, .
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Neurotics (Obsessive).
Occupation: Secret Agent.
Moiety: Atlantean.
Nationality: America/United Kindgdom.
Superpowers: Polyglot. Martial Arts. Dreamwalker.
Totem: Kangaroo.
Favorite Haunts: Swinging London, California, France or Spain, the Orient and anywhere with a Tarantino vibe.
Fast Food: McDonalds.


Cheung Li.
Affiliations: Cybernesian; the Splice Girls.
Age: 28.
Aliases: Catliina.
Astrological Star Sign: Sagittarius.
Favorite Music: K-Pop; J-Pop; C-Pop.
Flesh Father: Jacky Tung.
Kingdom: Amphibian.
Occupation: Semiologist.
Spouse: The irrepressible Brett Wier.
matical communication.


Gerald McCumbie.
Age: 43.
Affiliations: Deep State; Space Lord.
Occupation: Director at the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
Totem: Owl.

Julian Offer.
Age: 27.
Favorite Number: Two.
Kingdom: Reptilian.
Occupation: Atmospheric scientist.
Nationality: Australian.

Lacanian Clinical Structure: Pervert (Masochist) (Transcending).

stationed at Tuggera Station in the Australian Antarctic Territory, at the time of the Gaian Intervention. Introverted, masochistic, and shy around women. A supporter of the Chloro Revolutionary Posse and radical action.
Moiety: Lemurian.
Magda Maria.
Affiliations: The Splice Girls.
Occupation: Hollywood actress.
Superpowers: Hiding in plain sight; telepathy.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Neurosis (Hysteric).
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Matt Egan.
Affiliations: Tha Elementz of Noize...
Aliases: Meen E; E; the Meenster; the DarkSide Killer.
Favorite Color: Crimson.
Occupation: Hip Hop Star.
Lacanian Clinical Structure: Psychotic.


Paval Poznyak.
Age: 26.
Aliases: The Green Man.
Kingdom: Chlorophile.
Occupation: Activist, Reality TV Star.
Nationality: Ukraine.
Superpowers: Photosynthesis.
He later helps to establish the first private colony in Antarctica which eventually becomes the Selrin Utopia, the largest city on the continent, based on hydroponic agriculture.

Son Carriad.

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