THE BOLT slid open and Ishmael Mohammed Mahmud (he grew up in the intifada and enjoyed checkers, soccer and traditional Arabian opera) was met with a truly unexpected sight: hash smoke thicker than breath and godawful music. MK nearly tackled him. They'd met years ago in prison over there in Palestine and had pledged to do a job together.
<<One day we'll pray together in liberated Jerusalem>>, that had been their refrain. But the Israeli army had recently laid siege to the Old City, and Muslims were banned from the Holy Mount. This is my jihad, my holy war Ishmael thought as he staggered into the pad. But these degenerates, are they my enemies or my friends!
<<Welcome to Cairo>>
Nagvib said, offering him a hearty toke from the bong. <<How do you
like our glorious city?>>
<<The air pollution's really bad here>>
Ishmael said, declining the offer.
<<It's the pollution of the soul that we find
more objectionable>> Nagvib said. He stood up suddenly, and faced Ishmael head-on-head (a psychic ram-lock developed.)
<<There is a cancer in the breast of
Misr.>>
<<I'll smoke for that>>
Ishmael said, lighting a cigarette.
There was another knock at the door and three more men - Ahmed, Ali and naturally a bloke with a moustache named Mohammed - stepped into the haze.
<<Good, it seems the circle is complete>>
Nagvib said. <<Let's talk shop.>>

!SHMAEL THE !NVINCIBLE and other characters copyright Robert Sullivan 1996-2000.