What do you want to do?
Liberate your mind, your body AND your soul!
Enjoy a racy, lacy weekend in the court of Queen Victoria!
Be Bjork's bedroom bodyguard!
Discover who's castrating the great apes of Africa!
Track down a Nazi war criminal!
Implicate a bloodcrazed gangsta rapsta!
Upload a media virus to your headspace!
Stand for election in the Hooters Parliament!