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---------- US Surgeon-General warning.
The proliferation of mobile phone networks across developed countries might be reawakening long-dormant clairvoyant abilities, New Age guru Josh Varanasi said last week.
The controversial Hindu-American writer has released a study linking mobile phone waves with an upsurge in reported ESP cases. Varanasi reckons phone radiation, especially that generated by mobile phone towers, is triggering sensor cells in the human brain associated with the mythical third eye...
<<They made me watch White-Out before I came here.>>
<<Mudochian bullshit>> Julian said. <<I know>> Flora replied.
<<It wasn't even a proper word before that show came out. It gets used now; I use it mainly in an ironic sense, like the cultural white-out of the Australian government. The other guys here, though, they've pretty much adopted it.>>
(<<Is it just an accident the parts of the electro-magnetic spectrum these sensors are built to detect now carry verbal conversations between telephone users?>> Varanasi said. <<Are the telephone companies ushering in their own demise by reawakening our native telepathy...)>>
<<Like liquid paper>> Flora said.
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