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THE MALAYSIAN/SINGAPORE RIVALRY TAKES A LOT OF DIFFERENT FORMS -- CONSIDER THE DISPUTE OVER WHO HAS THE BETTER BIRD PARK (JURONG VERSUS KUALA LUMPUR BID PARK), OR WHO REALLY INVENTED FISH HEAD CURRY. It is only natural the rivalry would spill over into the arena of women. Specifically who has the best women: Malaysia or Singapore? Malaysian blogger Kennysia blew up a storm a few years ago when he betrayed his countrywomen by writing a post called Why I Should Date Singaporean Girls. Kennysia's post generated plenty of criticisms and comments. Some of the responses included: "Suppose that girl was kinda right. you did sound like you were pretty keen on dating singaporean girls. but i've always thought that girls in sabah/sarawak are really pretty. even prettier than singaporeans. =P". (Jetyr) "Hey dude, you forgot one important thing: In Singapore, Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay. So, a road trip from Johore to Penang would be a lot more fun if you date Malaysian girl :) we can bribe the highway patrol." (Cindy) "For me, it's actually up to your taste right... I mean not EVERY Singaporean girl will be likeable as those you've met. And not EVERY Malaysian girl cannot meet up to those personality style that you've mentioned. And you have to bear in mind that Singapore is an island where lots of people from all over the world visit and set up their marks as compared to Malaysia where the places are limited to certain areas only. Hence of course Singapore girls have seen, experienced and are influnced by more versatile and up-to-date culture." (Ash) "Singaporean and Malaysian city girls are pretty much alike ler...its just that Malaysia is a bigger country with small towns, villages as well and a bigger female population. Thus girls in Msia vary more." (Chriszie) "Being Malaysian - Ipoh girl looks cute and sexy too just like Michelle yeo, mann. wat do U say..?" (Kaz) "All these talk about Singapore girls sets me into a deep mode of thoughts....about 20 years ago...Singapore girls is no different than any other ladies in the region....but as society progress...things starts to can find most denizens in most develope or going to be deveope countries a wee bit cocky....maybe the price that we are all paying for what we call sophistication and a point that relationship anf friendship becomes so complex.." (Dwane)

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NOW COMPLEXITY IN RELATIONSHIPS IS SOMETHING I HATE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS NARCISSIC, NEUROTIC... AND PUT ON. Such a waste of time! Fortunately for me, complexity is not a national trait in Malaysia... at least for now. Malaysian girls aren't totally adept at throwing on airs, like the girls in the west (or Japan). The rules are easy to understand and follow here. A spade is a spade is a spade. Straight girls do not dress up as lesbians just to confuse you, and unlike somewhere like Sydney, it is not cool for straight men to pretend to be gay. You could end up in jail doing something like that. This is a country in which it is illegal for girls to cut their hair short and act like tomboys, or indulge in lesbian activities. Had the same law existed in Japan, I would have been spared my humiliation with C. (read Lesbian Japan for the full story.) DragonFruit on Singapore Brides confides: "I find Malaysian Chinese (non-KL residents) very nice and warm people, humble and sincere in their disposition... from my experience, the culture differences would be that the pace of life is slower over there and people tend to take life more easily compared to Singaporeans. Malaysian Chinese usually have their own business rather than work for MNCs or the government (if you know what I mean). Their family nucleus is a tightly knitted one and it is common for them to go outing together with their relatives on a frequent basis. Generally, you can feel the sort of 'kampung spirit' in them..."

From the same source: "I think, some Singaporeans think that Malaysians have lousy dress sense. Singaporeans try to dress as much similar as Taiwanese, Korean & Japan them they are their idol. But Malaysians dress like Malaysians. Some try to benchmark Malaysians dress sense with them and judge them." (Cynthia Tan)

DOM comments on The Malaysian: "At the risk of being castrated by feminists, I'll venture to say that some Malaysian women had lost their feminity. They are in-your-face, and talk and laugh louder than the men. And some men want to be treated to be treated like a king :)"

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A READER NAMED HARRY METLCALF WRITES IN A SUBMISSION TO STICKMAN: "Penang doesn't have the bargirls and street walkers as in Bangkok, but then lets pretend that for the purpose of this article the bar scene is not an option. In Penang, there is a fascinating blend of girls, from Chinese, Eurasian, Indian and mix-raced backgrounds. [The Malay Muslim girls are described in a 'warning' paragraph later].

"Most of these young ladies speak fluent English and it is very easy to meet and make friends there. O.K., so maybe these girls don't always flash the big smile right away, and many don't have the soft physical beauty associated with Thai women, but I've always thought that in many cases this is a 'mask' anyway. Just like in Thailand at weekends, the shopping malls, parks, beaches and discos are busy with single Malaysian girls that would like to make the acquaintance of Western men, both rich and (maybe not too) poor. All that is needed is a little confidence, a business card (always a great ice-breaker) and a line of sweet talk to start the ball rolling. The girl may not respond immediately because she is a little shy and maybe being watched by her friends, but there will usually be an email waiting in the inbox the next day. If anybody doubts this, try searching those Internet dating sites and comparing Malaysia to Thailand. There seem to be twice as many Malaysian girls advertising for romance, and they are certainly not looking for Malaysian men!"

Metlcalf reckons the Indian women in Malaysia are the best of the bunch, and that is why he married one. If you are interested in meeting Malaysian women of Indian descent, hit up Malaysian Indian Dating, which claims to have nearly 2000 members (three quarters of them men).

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SO, YOU HAVE MADE UP YOUR MIND -- YOU WANT TO SEARCH FOR YOUR LOVE (OR YOUR LUST) ONLINE. Well, here are some sites for those looking for them in Malaysia, and elsewhere in the world:

Asia Funs:
"Malaysian women who are singles looking for western guys for dating, relationships or marriage. We have thousands of Malaysian girls profiles with photo personals ads for you to meet with. These Malaysian women can write English and speak English. They registered their dating profiles themselves and they like to travel."

Asia Brides:
The website says: "If you don't feel bound by geographical constraints in your search for a close friend or lifetime partner then you'll be interested in what we have to offer you. These honest Malaysian ladies are not Malaysian mail order brides. You'll love our online dating site where it's free to search profiles. Asia Brides presents romance and dating for foreign women. There is nothing like the sensuous touch of an woman. Lovely Malaysian blossom seeking love, friendship and marriage."

Connecting Singles:

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The website asks: "Have you tried all the traditional ways to find someone special in Malaysia? Are you tired of the Malaysia bar & club scene, coming home to an empty house, lonely tables-for-one at those romantic Malaysia restaurants, disastrous blind dates set up by your matchmaking friends, Malaysia local singles groups, singles events and meetings with no results?" If you are tired of the traditional ways of meeting people in Malaysia, you can always get online and search. This site is a good place to start. There are pages upon pages of scrollable singles here.

Dating It:

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A wide range of real Malaysian women can be found here, looking for dates. The last time I visited (January 2009), one Sharon Moris (aged 33) was asking: "Who is the lucky man?" ReeZa14 (25) offered the rather mysterious post: "Random Girls are most welcome :)" As if to confirm the existence of a thriving lesbian scene in Islamic Malaysia, Aziema (29) writes: "I am a woman, 29 years old, Seeking a woman from 25 till 35." On a more heterosexual bent, Mayalookingforlove (born 1969) posted: "I am not into playing games. So if you are a player, please move on to the next profile. I am very serious about finding my soulmate. Obviously, most guys dont bother reading my profile. Because if they did, they wouldnt be writing emails to me on this site. I guess there are very few smart men on this site who actually read and understand english and are able to decipher the code in my profile."

Friend X:
SMS dating for the masses. And for once, an online hook up site where the females vastly outnumber the males (instead of the other way around.) In fact, the last time I checked, the gal to guy ratio here seemed to be running at about 10 to one. Those are nice odds. At the same time, you have the chance at Friend X to make some cash -- you get "paid to spade", as my old friend Garrnet Mae once put it (in reference to teaching English in Japan.) Friend X promotes itself thus: "Meet new acquaintance 'secretly' without disclosing personal information! The objective of is to help you find new friends, discover newfound happiness and at the same time win prizes and cash by using the website or via mobile. At, you will have the opportunity to join our community that offers a variety of features for you to find a partner, new acquaintance, lovely date or your perfect match. To find your ideal match, we have prepared a few features to ease your search for the perfect love that you have been searching all this while. Joining is FREE, click here to register today!"

Subscribe to Job Alert and JobsDB will do the job matching for you. This free service notifies you of new job vacancies based on position, monthly salary, qualifications, location, and so on. New job openings will be sent to your email account every day.

Job Street:
A wide range of services offered here, most obviously job search and job alert.

Lava Place:
Says one lonely_fly81 (27-year-old woman, Virgo star sign, Hindu non-drinker, non-smoker, able to communicate in English and Tamil): "I am friendly, sociable, outgoing, kind, generous, helpful, patient adventurous, understanding, supportive, humorous, humble and enterprising." Another woman who posted on Lava Place recently, sakinah (vital stats: 27-years-old, Aires, lives in Kuala Lumpur), says: "How about we just exchange pictures :-) Anyway - I have long dark curly hair... 5'6", generally quite healthy/fit, I'm always smiling and have a sparkle in my eyes always up for an adventure."

With your 100% free membership you can create your own profile, share photos and videos, contact and flirt with other Malaysia singles, visit the live chat rooms and interest groups, use instant messaging and much more! At least that is what the landing page promises. I dug around a little, and couldn't really find any native Malaysian content. Most of the material is US centric and most of the singles featured are from North America too.

Mingle 2:
This seems more like the real thing, with real Malaysians looking for hooking up in the real world (a few of them at least). It is also free to join. All the cities of Malaysia are represented here: Johor, Kedah, Kelantan, Melaka, Negeri Sembilan, Pahang, Perak, Perlis, Pulau Pinang, Sarawak, Selangor, Terengganu, Wilayah Persekutuan, Labuan, Sabah and Putrajaya. So you can be sure of finding someone in your neighborhood for whatever it is you want to do (if you're lucky!)

OLX Peribadi Kuala Lumpur:

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Looking for a date in Kuala Lumpur? This could be your place to find him/her/whatever. There are hundreds upon hundreds of classified ads posted here, covering every possible configuration of desire. "I'm short, chubby and not beautiful... do I have chance to love someone and to be loved?" asked one 29-year-old Malay lady, the last time I checked. "20-years-old boy looking for one night stand," proclaimed another post (eds. note: what you see is what you get.) "Ingin mencari teman wanita..." "Ingin berkongsi pengalaman..." "Ingin mencari teman hidup? Sila masuk sini ler..."

youKawan is a Malaysian friendship and social networking site. The last time I visited here (January 2012) the site had 1753 members, 1166 of them male, and 581 of them female. 394 members had photos of themselves posted. As well as photos, members can publish their own blogs. There is a forum, but for some strange reason all the conversations are about making money online. Which kind of makes me wonder, if this site is totally legit. The profiles look real, at least.

Rate My Body:

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It was said at the start of this piece that Ipoh girls are considered among the hottest in Malaysia. I am in no position to support or reject this claim -- since I have only been to Malaysia a couple of times, two of them in transit! But it seems to me from my travels on the Net that Ipoh girls have a reputation, a reputation for beauty. But beauty is of course all in the eye of the beholder, and everyone has their own tastes and preferences. If you want to do your own search for the most beautiful girls in Malaysia or indeed the entire world, try hitting up Rate My Body. Men outnumber women five to one, but there are some truly hot female specimens to be found. And not just Ipoh beauties, but glamorous girls from all parts of the country. Subang, Shah Alam, Makati City, Ba... represented.

Sweet Singles:

This site is actually devoted to that most adorable creature, the Thai woman -- and specifically for guys looking for Thai brides. The site is all in Thai, which might be a problem for the average Malaysian reader. Nonetheless, the site includes the prompt: "Foreign ladies, Asian ladies sign up for free -- please click here." Click there and all the Thai script magically transforms itself into English, and you can read your way to finding your own Thai princess!

The jobs are sorted according to industry sector -- there is everything from accountancy and advertising, at the lower reaches of the alphabet, to travel and tourism at the other end. Shouldn't there be a category for zoology? isn't that an important field? No, they don't have any jobs for zoologists at the moment at tip Top Jobs, but they do have plenty of IT offerings. This site is also good for Malaysians looking for josb in other parts of the world.

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I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TO A MALAYSIAN NIGHTCLUB, ALTHOUGH I PARTIED PRETTY HARD A WHILE AGO OVER THE STRAITS IN MEDAN, SUMATRA. I had a girl all over me pretty much ever time I went out there, and an icy drink in my hand, melting relentlessly. So, I am no expert on the Malaysian clubbing scene by any stretch of the imagination, although I know a little of the Indo scene. To read the exploits of someone who has actually been there and done that in peninsula Malaysia, check out Malaysian Cassanova. Cassanova says: "For Indian And Punjabi chicks, go to Rupee Room, It hot and happening during ladies nite and also on Saturdays, lotsa hot punjabi college girls with hot assets are there, so make ur moves like doin the bhangra regardless of what race you are, just put your hand up n move, and be confidence and be in style. When your making your moves, just watch out for protective boyren's or guys that are always looking for a fight, and select your target wisely. Also nearby there a indian club called Chakravarthy i tink... it's packed with machas on sat and normally on the weekdays you can chill with not much crowd, they have live bands and stuff."

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Some other clubs and places you can meet people at in Kuala Lumpur:

Beach Club Cafe: 97 Jln P Ramlee, Golden Triangle.

Notorious pick up joint or a cool place to hang out? It all depends on who you listen to. A Yahoo! Contributor says: "I really like the ambiance, especcialy since they are more strickt on age limit. Really nice girls, and a lot of smiles. The drinks are overpriced, but ask for specials and order buckets or bottles."

Reggae Bar: 158 Jalan Tun HS Lee (around the corner of Petaling Street), Chinatown.

Like the Hard Life Cafe up at Penang, this is one place dedicated to the legend of Bob Marley -- and the continuous all-year flow of backpackers you would expect to find at a place called the Reggae Bar. According to one reviewer: "Bob Marley, the small cafe caters especially for the continuous all-year flow of backpackers." On the menu are all the foods you miss from home, plus a selection of Asian spice -- the night I visited I ate an explosive Thai tom yumsoup. I had met a Spanish guy up at the Jurong Bird Park, and he had been amused by the way the parrots there could count on demand, and dance through little hoops and so on. We walked back into town, and he suggested we try out the Reggae Bar. Inside the cool interior, a jukebox was playing the full gamut of Late Capitalist Pop -- Kylie Minogue included. My new Spanish friend turned out to be quiet entertaining company, and he told me a story of how he had worked at an exclusive Japanese restaurant in London, and had served all the stars of Hollywood and the Media there. Madonna had been his most obnoxious customer, but the Spaniard had dealt with her with professional impersonality and good waiterly restraint. A little less professional was the waiter at the Reggae Bar, who kept hassling us to buy pot. The idea of buying pot in a country like Malaysia with a death penalty for mandatory drug offences, struck me as a little absurd. The waiter with his feigned innonence and his cool, hey no problem if you don't want to buy, you don't have to smoke if you don't want to persistence reminded me of the dealers I later met in Mumbai, who offered me one of the least reassuring sales lines I have ever heard in drug trafficking: "It's illegal, but we make it legal!"

Anyway, the Reggae Bar is cool, even if it is not really authentic Kuala Lumpur. It is worth a visit on your first night to Kuala Lumpur, and maybe a repeat performance if you are impressed. I must confess, I haven't really done a comprehensive search of the KL night scene. For a vaster range of places to go out in Kuala Lumpur, click here.

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KUALA LUMPUR OFFERS THE RESIDENT A WHOLE HABITAT OF HANG OUTS TO HOOK UP IN, MANY OF THEM INDOORS. When it is so hot outside, becoming a mallrat makes pretty good sense. Just as in Singapore and Bangkok, the fixed price, air-con, climate controlled, security controlled shopping mall has arrived in KL -- and conquered the city. When it comes to sheer scope and splendour, one of KL's malls stands out from all the rest -- I am referring of course to the Suria KLCC shopping mall, at the base of the Twin Towers. Welcome to the Uncloned World Guide to Suria KLCC. Here you can find out everything you need to know about Suria KLCC and what you can buy there, why you should go there (or not go there), and discussion on Suria KLCC related issues and controversies. Shopping is one of Malaysia's fondest pastimes, and Suria KLCC encapsulates the soul of the entire nation. Why is that so?

It helps that Suria KLCC is indeed set amidst one of the most futuristic techscapes in the world -- at the foot of two of the tallest buildings on Earth in the suburb of Ampang, & at the heart of the most happening city in Asia! The twin Petronas Towers are well worth a visit in their own right, so if you are in the area you might as well also check out the Suria KLCC and its attendant aquarium. Just opposite the road is Avenue-K, a new shopping mall, but still KLCC remains the most popular shopping mall in Ampang by a large margin...

The Curve
A NEW PLACE TO TAKE YOUR DATE, OR LOOK FOR A PARTNER, IS THE CURVE. The Curve offers a variety of entertainment outlets. Be your own Britney Spears in the confines of a private room (karaoke) or if you're slightly more talented and don't crack under pressure, a public bar is available. A wide variety of songs in many different languages dating back to the 60's are available at the click of a button. I love the Lennon/McCartney selection myself, but that is just me. Private rooms equipped with the latest audio visual equipment are available and the largest one of these rooms can hold up to 40 people. If singing isn't your forte and you'd rather be listening to music, try Laundry Bar, a famous hotspot for the young and the restless. It has become one of the main attractions at The Curve where people go to see and be seen. They have an endless list of cocktails to satiate your craving for a refreshing drink and dinner is served until 10pm. Laundry Bar's regular clientele ranges from the working class to the beautiful 'boys and girls' that make up the future generation. This is because there is no need for I.D's to be whipped out unless when one intends to purchase alcoholic drinks.

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MALAYSIA IS A PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY, AND IT IS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAND OF ENGGAN DIMADUKAN (POLYGAMY).. How true are these stereotypes, however... how much of a paradise is Malaysia for men? Indian Express has reported that while infidelity is a deal breaker in Malay and Indian marriages, it is apparently tolerated among the Chinese. "Interference of in-laws is the main reason why Indians divorce. It is the top ranked reason at 30 per cent," said board's Director General Aminah Abdul Rahman.

"In the Indian community, infidelity is the second highest ranked reason for divorce at 25 per cent," she was quoted as saying by the Star online on Tuesday.

"The Malaysia Community and Family Study 2004 showed that the two other factors are incompatibility at 42.3 per cent and infidelity at 12 per cent.

"Infidelity is a deal breaker in Malay and Indian marriages but it appears to be tolerated among the Chinese..."

A lot of guys probably fantasize about having two girlfriends or wives... I know I certainly do! It seems like every guy wants to have his own harem, his very own coterie. Islam allows men to have up to four wives at any time. Sounds good -- unfortunately, women aren't usually so keen on the idea. As Beautiful Nara writes: "Secara amnya, kesemua wanita rasanya memang enggan berkongsi suami atau dalam erti kata lain, bermadu. Neelofa pun turut tak terkecuali." If Neelofa won't tolerate any of this polygamy nonsense, what hope do you have to convince your wife to take part in the tradition? As Penpata writes: "Poligami yang berjaya akan wujud jika unsur-unsur keadilan terhadap wanita dipenuhi, dan terlepas sama sekali dari belenggu rasa cemburu, perasaan buta dan ego yang berlebihan."

I have heard it is cheaper for Malaysian men to marry Indonesian women, as the dowry is lower. LED ACCOUNT OF THE INDIAN DINING POSSIBILITIES IN KUALA LUMPUR, CLICK HERE. There are Indian eateries scattered across Kuala Lumpur, but here we are concentrating on the Indian restaurants in Little India. And the selection is:

"At present, Karuna's outlet is at Grand Paradise Hotel KL Sentral, Brickfields, Kuala Lumpur."

Vidya Curry House: Brickfields.
This place serves any number of authentic Indian dishes including chicken, mutton, vegetable and fish biryanis. You can also dine on chicken 65, chilly chicken, black pepper chicken, black pepper fish, cauliflower Manchurian, deep-fried chicken and fish, squid masala, prawn and egg sambal, omelette, fish head curry, chicken curry and mutton curry, and so on, and on.
Lunch and dinners range from about RM4.50 to RM8 per person.

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Public Bank Berhad: 68 Jalan Tun Sambanthan, Brickfields.

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To get to Little India from Masjid Jamek station you can take either the Star LRT or Putra LRT.
Brickfields can be accessed through the Tun Sambanthan and KL Sentral monorail stations.

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